March 2012
So, my boyfriend doesn’t know who Katy Perry is, or Justin Beiber, or Ke$ha.
But he does know who Sasha Grey is.
That’s hilarious.
tardishobo asked: RANK from BEST to WORST: Germs, Wanna B Ur Lovr, Callin' In Sick, Livin' In The Fridge, Cavity Search, Party in the CIA, Here's Johnny
I don't want to move today.
I have no motivation.
My everything hurts.
I want to die.
comedown:
labyrinth remake that hollywood would actually make
johnny depp is jareth
johnny depp in a wig is sarah
johnny depp is everyone
directed by tim burton
tardishobo:
aaamerah replied to your post: emeraldness replied to your post: Rank these Weird…
Skipper Dan’s the best
Am I the only person that doesn’t love Skipper Dan?
YES.
I wish people would ask me sexual advice.
Is that weird?
Anonymous asked: Is it fucked up that that My life as a Teenage Robot porn gave me a boner?
Anonymous asked: Cup size?
thegoodsonisbad:
beardedbeardstache:
cataquack:
18+ year olds who say “I’m still waiting for my hogwarts letter”
even if it were real, remember how they graduate at age 17
you’d be the wizard billy madison
wait that sounds awesome, someone get me adam sandler’s agent
ADAM SANDLER WAS AN ORDINARY CITY COUNCIL MEMBER
UNTIL ONE DAY
/RECORD SCRATCH
YER A WIZARD SANDLER
NOW THIS OLD...
cashcrab:
https://twitter.com/#!/gayegg
Obscure questions to ask me :D
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
1 tag
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
1 tag
My Life as a Teenage Robot: the Porno →
