December 2011
“I don’t take advice from food.”
me: how do cactuses just know what state to start growing in?
mom: that's how we know atheists are wrong.
me: atheists are wrong because they're annoying, which proves there is no just god.
mom: what?
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No show, we go. No play, today.
Let's get drunk and tell each other everything...
kittenbuttbabies:
emeraldness:
I am growing increasingly worried about my band, also if I’m a heartless bitch or not.
you are more of a heartful bitch
I like, cried when you left because I’m confused about being angry, and I really want to preform tonight, but not if you’re sick.
I am growing increasingly worried about my band, also if I’m a heartless bitch or not.
knight-0f-breath:
The Misery High tagline should just be “We were here before Monster fucking High” instead of Ex Nihilio Nihli Fit.
“I really wanna take a shit in the icebox. Not like, a regular, normal shit, but...”
– Emerald, a Dainty Lady. (via kittenbuttbabies)
aaamerah:
I like how Rick perry’s twitter icon is a dog
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