March 2012
What Kills More People Than Pot?
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This is good.
February 2012
Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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plasticprince:
OMFG
THIS JUST HAPPENED I SWEAR TO GOG
Me: Mom, can you get me a patch for my chair? It has a big tear, RIGHT where I sit!
Mom: Oh yeah, sure, I'll get you a patch.
Me: Can it be a pretty patch??
Mom: Okay, I'll get you a patch with Al's face on it.
Me: Mom, I don't want to sit on Al's face.
Mom: DON'T YOU???
Me: GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM.
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Hyper-Romantic Junk.
I love my boyfriend.
So much.
I want to kiss him right now.
And be with him all the time.
But he has work.
And I have school.
And also work.
I want to hold his hand.
I want to lie in front of his heater.
I want to drink coffee with him.
I want to eat cheesecake with him.
Forget cheesecake, I want to eat food with him.
I want to build a fort with him.
And stay up and talk about the...
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Reblog if you would fuck me.
youknow-i-loveit asked: I know that you don't know me very well. We've barely met, but I can surely tell no one will ever love you like I do. I wanna be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you. I wanna be your anaconda and your heat-seeking missile too. And when you're telling me about your feelings, I try not to yawn. I know it's kind of a roundabout way of saying it, but... I guess the whole...